NomadX

PIZZA! Everywhere PIZZA!
The sensual aroma surrounded him.
Mushrooms, toMAToes, peppeRONi, sausage, cheddar ooooo cheddar.
Why!? Why must he suffer the cruelty of a teacher's salary? What sort of atrocities had he committed to deserve such a horrible and pathetic existence? Oh, to be back in the rice paddies again. Bah, enough whining, the target has been sighted.
It was an easy shot, the little grease monkey was walking up the Ketch’s driveway across the street from his window. He checked his sight line. He could almost taste the steaming pepperoni… he’d just have to be careful to hit him in the shoulder, the last thing he needed was a murder charge… though three square meals a day WAS tempting…
The kid was almost in position…. One….. two….

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OOOH! A quarter, how uncharacteristically lucky! I wonder if it’s a tracking device…

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AHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!