Charles slowly turned the corner only to find his two cousins making out with some lovely ladies in under the bleachers. Intrigued, he raised an eyebrow and went to investigate. He walked close to them and made a soft coughing sound to get their attention. Startled, they looked up.

"Charles! Hey CUZ! Whatchya doin' away from your DJ post?" He smiled his wry grin and turned his attention to the ladies, ignoring his cousin's question.

"Hey ladies, you don't need these two cramping your style. Follow me and I'll show you what pleasure is REALLY like. ROWR!" Daria and Jane looked at the boys, looked at Charles, then looked at each other and grinned.

"I don't know, Jane." Daria said, "How do we know ANY of them are worthy enough to show us what pleasure is?" Jane raised an eyebrow at her, but caught on quickly.

"I think if they fought over us whoever won could be deemed worthy. What do you think Daria?" The boys glanced at each other uneasily, they weren't expecting this.

Daria smiled wide at Jane, "I think that's a novel idea."

Charles seemed psyched about the whole idea and felt determined to win over the two "luscious ladies." Catching his cousins off guard he grabbed them both around their necks and pushed them against the wall. They gasped, but soon caught their footing and it wasn't long before it became a full fledged fight. Jane and Daria stood back, admiring their handy work.

"Oh you guys, stooop really, stooop. My goodness." Daria chided with her best Quinn impression.

As they continued Jane pulled out a package of gum from her breast pocket hidden inside her jacket. She hefted it towards Daria, "want one?"

Daria popped a piece in her mouth and smiled, "Gee, watching a fight AND chewing gum! It's like, double your pleasure." She said, pausing a moment.

Jane chimed in, "Don't forget double your fun!"

Daria chewed quietly, smiling. "What flavor is this anyways?" She asked.

"Cinnamon." Jane answered.

"Ahh." Daria nodded.


~~The End~~