Daria 2 Commercial Transcript

1      BLACK.

Cue the scary music.

2       INT. DARIA AND JANE'S APARTMENT, DARIA'S BEDROOM.

DARIA (played by Jennifer Love Hewitt) is in bed, her face showing fear.

3      PAN TO SHOW:  A MIRROR.

QUINN (played by Keri Russell), looking as if she's a walking corpse, dirty and dressed in rags, floats on the other side of the mirror, her fingertips against the glass.  Behind QUINN can be seen the flames of Hell.

4      CUT TO:  INT. BEAVIS'S BEDROOM.

The bedroom is in total disarray.  SMILEY (a slasher-killer in a smiley-face mask) hits BEAVIS (played by Ian Ziering) in the stomach, knocking him to the ground.

5 EXT. LAWNDALE GRAVEYARD--NIGHT.

At the grave of TOMMY SHERMAN, MONIQUE (played by Laura Prepon), BRITTANY (played by Melissa Joan Hart), ANDREA (played by Rose McGowan), and QUINN sit around a pentagram and much magical apparatus, holding hands and chanting.

6      CUT TO:  BLACK

SUPER:  DON'T GO OUT AT NIGHT

7 CUT TO: EXT. THE DUMPSTER BEHIND A GOOD TIME CHINESE RESTAURANT.

Many people dressed as killers from horror movies are assembled. Someone dressed as Ghost Face (from the Scream movies) drops a struggling QUINN into the dumpster.

8      CUT TO:  BLACK.

SUPER: DON'T RUN IN HIGH HEELS

9      INT. HADDON HALL.

As SMILEY approaches her, HEATHER (played by Selma Blair), careless, tumbles over a bannister from the fourth floor to the third floor.

10      CUT TO:  BLACK.

SUPER: DON'T MOCK THE RULES

11      CUT TO:  INT. MOESCHBERGER DORMITORY, TRENT AND JESSE'S DORM ROOM.

TAYLOR, a cat, sits on a bed, playing with a ball of yarn.  JESSE (played by Leonardo DiCaprio) enters his dorm room, just returning from the showers, with only a towel around his waist.  He is whistling something.  He opens the mirrored door of the medicine cabinet to get some hair gel, and when he closes it, SMILEY can be seen in the reflection, and he/she does not look happy.

12      CUT TO:  BLACK.

SUPER: AND ABOVE ALL ELSE

13    INT. HOSPITAL, HALLWAY.

QUINN, half-dressed and a big bruise on her face, runs out of a hospital room.

14      CUT TO:  BLACK.

SUPER:  STAY AWAY FROM

15    CUT TO:  HALLWAY.

SANDI (played by Denise Richards), with only a towel wrapped around her to hide her nakedness, and holding FLUFFY, a cat, slowly spins.  We can see SMILEY emerging from the darkness behind her with a raised knife.  SANDI screams and throws FLUFFY in SMILEY's face.

16      CUT TO:  BLACK.

SUPER:  THE MISERY CHICK

17      CUT TO:  INT. COFFEE SHOP.

DARIA and TRENT (played by Jakob Dylan) are in a coffee shop.  No one else is present.  Daria is on the phone.  SMILEY suddenly bursts though the front door wielding a hunting knife.  DARIA screams.

18      CUT TO:  BLACK

SUPER:  DARIA 2:  THE CURSE OF THE MISERY CHICK

SUPER:  DECEMBER 2000