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Daria 2: The Curse of the Misery Chick:Script,
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A FILM BY WES CRAVEN
DARIA 2: THE CURSE OF THE MISERY CHICK
WRITTEN BY KEVIN WILLIAMSON
DIRECTED BY WES CRAVEN
| Disbanded members of Helpful Corn: | |
| Andrea Flynn | ROSE MCGOWAN |
| Daria Marie Morgendorffer | JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT |
| Jane Anne Lane | CHRISTINA RICCI |
| Jesse Moreno | LEONARDO DICAPRIO |
| Trent Lane | JAKOB DYLAN |
| Disbanded members of the Fashion Club: | |
| Lynn Quinn Michaelis | KERI RUSSELL |
| Sandi D. Griffin | DENISE RICHARDS |
| Tiffany Blum-Deckler | ALYSON HANNIGAN |
| The other students: | |
| Angie | ANNA FARIS |
| Artie Wilcox | LUCAS BLACK |
| Axl Gompertz | PUCK |
| Brooke Benford | RACHEL BLANCHARD |
| Corey Richards | MICHAEL ROSENBAUM |
| Curtis Delano | WILSON CRUZ |
| Evan Menten | BARRY WATSON |
| Heather Lockheed | SELMA BLAIR |
| Jamie Eustace White | JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT |
| Jeffy Landers | JAMES VAN DER BEEK |
| Jodie Landon | BRANDY |
| Joey Henderson | TOPHER GRACE |
| Lisa | ALICIA WITT |
| Lolita Fischer | KATIE HOLMES |
| Michael Jordan "Mack" Mackenzie | DONALD ADEOSUN FAISON |
| Monique Martin | LAURA PREPON |
| Nikki | NATALIE PORTMAN |
| Robert B. "Bobby Bighead" Head | CHAD ALLEN |
| Tanqueray Xavier | SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR |
| Tom Sloane | WES BENTLEY |
| The police and the FBI: | |
| Brian Danielson | KEANU REEVES |
| chief | MUSE WATSON |
| John Fleming | MICHAEL DOUGLAS |
| The minimum-wage drudges: | |
| Brittany Taylor | MELISSA JOAN HART |
| Kevin Bruno Thompson | JOEY LAWRENCE |
| The cats: | |
| Fluffy | PRINCESS LEAH LUCKY BUTTONS |
| Taylor | PUDDY |
| Zachary | SHADOW THE NINJA CAT OF DEATH |
| Other important people: | |
| Anthony DiMartino | DANNY DEVITO |
| Arvid Prescott, Ph.D. | DAVID OGDEN STIERS |
| Chris Griffin | CHRISTOPHER KENNEDY MASTERSON |
| David Van Driessen | KEVIN COSTNER |
| Douglass Phillips, M.D. | DAN AKROYD |
| Giggly Dork | MATTHEW LILLARD |
| janitor WILLIAM SHATNER | |
| John Loomis | TED RAIMI |
| man #1 | JOSHUA LEONARD |
| man #2 | MICHAEL WILLIAMS |
| man in sweater | ROBERT ENGLUND |
| meteorologist | MATT LEBLANC |
| orderly | ANDREW "DICE" CLAY |
| Pigeon Man | TREY ANASTASIO |
| rent-a-cop | WAYNE KNIGHT |
| Sam Griffin | AARON CARTER |
| Skinny Guy | BRAD DOURIFF |
| Spatula Man | LOCHLYN MUNRO |
| Stan | JOHN GOODMAN |
| Stupid Dude | TOM GREEN |
| Vance Carpenter, Ph.D. | COLIN MOCHRE |
| voice of Smiley | NICK BAKAY |
| woman | HEATHER DONAHUE |
| The media: | |
| announcer for Sick, Sad World | GARY OWENS |
| Stewart Stevenson | BEN SAVAGE |
| Theresa | HEATHER GRAHAM |
| Todd Boole | EDWARD FURLONG |
| Val | HOPE DAVIS |
| Cast of Lair of the Lesbian Vampires 2: The Sucking: | |
| Alexander Madison | BRUCE CAMPBELL |
| Alizarin Crimson | NEVE CAMPBELL |
| Sanguine | ALYSSA MILANO |
| And last, and certainly least: | |
| Beavis "Cornholio" Smith | IAN ZIERING |
| and | AND |
| Cornelius "Butt-Head" Jones | PAULY SHORE |
BIG, BLACK, FURRY CREATURE FROM MARS
Performed by Trey Anastasio
© 1999
Courtesy of Elektra Records
CANDY EVERYBODY WANTS
Written by Dennis Drew and Natalie Merchant
Performed by 10,000 Maniacs
Produced by Paul Fox
© 1992 Christian Burial Music, ASCAP
Courtesy of Elektra Records
HEAT OF THE NIGHT
Written by Bryan Adams and Jim Vallance
Performed by Bryan Adams
© 1987
Courtesy of A&M Records
CRIMINAL
Written and performed by Fiona Apple
Produced by Andrew Slater
© 1996 FHW Publishing (ASCAP)
Courtesy of Work/Clean Slate/Sony Music Entertainment
THRILLER
Written by Rod Temperton
Perfomed by Michael Jackson
© 1982
Courtesy of Epic Records
MANIAC
Performed by Michael Sembello
© 1983
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Words and music by John Deacon
Produced by Queen and Mack
Performed by Queen
SUPERSTITION
Written, produced, and performed by Stevie Wonder
© 1972 Motown Records
TIME WARP
Written by Richard O'Brien and Jim Sharman
© 1974
THE END OF THE LINE
Written and performed by The Offspring
Produced by Dave Jerden
© 1998 Underachiever Music/BMI
Courtesy of Columbia Records/Sony Music Entertainment
ORIGINAL PRANKSTER
Performed by The Offspring
© 2000 Underachiever Music/BMI
Courtesy of Columbia Records/Sony Music Entertainment
ONLY HAPPY WHEN IT RAINS
Written and performed by Garbage
© 1995 Vibecrusher Music/Irving Music,
Inc./BMI/Decameron Music/ASCAP
Courtesy of Almo Sounds
NATURE TRAIL TO HELL
Performed by "Weird Al" Yankovic
© 1984
