Frequently Asked Questions

Note: All the questions below are actual ones that have been submitted to the Page.

What is the point of this site?

A student asked the Master, "What is the nature of the Unofficial Daria Movie Rumor Page?"

The Master repiled, "The Page is a long, confusing story told backwards.  It is lies and half-truths, yet it is the greater truth.  It is a mirror, a puppet show, a morality tale, a fiction which is real life, an homage yet the reverse of an homage.  It is the future, set in the present,  retelling the past.  It is the present, set in the present, retelling the present."

The student said, "Huh?"

The Master continued, "If all else fails, look at the very bottom of the Page, past the links and the Web rings."

The student, not understanding, did as the Master told him.  It was then that he was enlightened.

Is the idea of MTV making a Daria movie so hot?

A student asked, "Should MTV really make a Daria movie?"

The Master replied, "If it is anything like the parody, it is better that MTV not make the movie."

The student exclaimed, "But wouldn't such a movie help promote the show?"

The Master replied, "If MTV should degrade its only good show, then it is better that that show never have been created!"

Where can I find nude pictures of Christina Ricci?

A student had worldly thoughts and asked, "Where can I find nude pictures of Christina Ricci?"

The Master said, "As of the writing of this koan, Christina Ricci has never been nude in any movie or published photographs."

The student exclaimed, "What a tragedy, for it must certainly be a magnificent sight of which she deprives the world!  Must I then give up my worldly thoughts to ponder only the eternal?"