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Multiple Faces

The "multiple faces" poster, featuring (roughly counterclockwise, starting into upper-left corner) 1) Melissa Joan Hart as Brittany Taylor, 2) Jennifer Love Hewitt as Daria Marie Morgendorffer, 3) Keri Russell as Lynn Quinn Michaelis, 4) Alyson Hannigan as Tiffany Blum-Deckler, 5) Christina Ricci as Jane Anne Lane, 6) Reese Witherspoon as Stacy Rowe, 7) Denise Richards as Sandi D. Griffin, 8) Joey Lawrence as Kevin Thompson, 9) Leonardo DiCaprio as Jesse Moreno, 10) Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III, 11) Jakob Dylan as Trent Lane, and 12) Rose McGowan as Andrea Flynn

The "Quinn" poster

The "face of evil" poster

The "publicity photo" poster

Quinn (Keri Russell), wearing her prescription sunglasses

Sandi (Denise Richards), obviously up to no good

Andrea (Rose McGowan) at Lawndale High School

Beavis "Cornholio" Smith (Ian Ziering) and Cornelius "Butt-Head" Jones (Pauly Shore) doing their sucky show

BEAVIS: Whatever. I just thought the killer peacock was cool.

Jane (Christina Ricci) and Jesse (Leonardo DiCaprio) in the basement of the Lane house

Heather Lockheed (Selma Blair) and Monique Martin (Laura Prepon) planning something at a party

HEATHER: This is way too boring. Too many people are having too good a time. MONIQUE: Don't worry. I know just how to start a fight.
Idiots

Monique (Laura Prepon) kissing Kevin (Joey Lawrence), causing Brittany (Melissa Joan Hart) to freak out

BRITTANY: Kevvy! How could you?

Stacy (Reese Witherspoon) and Tiffany (Alyson Hannigan), looking at guys

TIFFANY: Who are you looking at? STACY: Uh, no one in particular. There are just so many cute boys here tonight.
Ted and extra

Ted Clinton-Dewitt (Taylor Hanson) and the famous extra known as "Pigeon Man", widely believed to be Trey Anastasio

Tommy Sherman (Mark Wahlberg), about to be doused for daring to smoke among other people

Daria (Jennifer Love Hewitt) lies to two extras at Brittany's party

DARIA: Hi! I'm Quinn's brainy sister...

Daria (Jennifer Love Hewitt) and Trent (Jakob Dylan) at Brittany's party

TRENT: Care to get away from these losers for a while? DARIA: Um, sure.
Shower

Daria (Jennifer Love Hewitt) in the showers after gym class

Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), being overly Upchuckian

UPCHUCK: It's very simple, Brittany. We're going to study the perceptions of men when they encounter women in highly desirable states. Condition one will be you dressed as a streetwalker. You can find your costume hanging in the bathroom, toots. You can change into your costume there--or in front of me, if you like.

Jamie White (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), Jeffy Landers (James Van Der Beek), and Joey Henderson (Topher Grace), cruising at the Mall of the Millennium

JOEY: You guys want to talk about something? JEFFY: I don't know; about like what? JOEY: Like, have you been asked to do anything? JEFFY: What kind of things? JOEY: You know... things. JEFFY: Well... uh... JAMIE: What the Hell--
Mall

Brittany (Melissa Joan Hart) delights in ruining Daria's science project, utterly confusing Kevin (Joey Lawrence)

BRITTANY: Have fun with your experiment. KEVIN: Hey, babe!
Daria and Trent

Daria (Jennifer Love Hewitt) and Trent (Jakob Dylan) at Kevin's party

TRENT: You aren't like anyone I've met before. DARIA: Oh? TRENT: Even Andrea.
Mack and Jodie

Michael Jordan "Mack" Mackenzie (Donald Adeosun Faison) and Jodie Landon (Brandy)

Sandi (Denise Richards), after being soaked, with a fresh approach to a problem in mind

Kevin (Joey Lawrence), having done something stupid, gets chewed out by Brittany (Melissa Joan Hart)

BRITTANY: You called out Monique's name while we were making out, and you wonder what you did? Maybe I should go back to seeing Jane! At least I could get off with her every time!

Daria (Jennifer Love Hewitt) and Jane (Christina Ricci) on the way to Alternapalooza

JANE: There's a wall up ahead. Maybe there'll be houses behind it. Daria, you stay here with Trent; Jesse and I will find a phone and call for help. Great plan; isn't it, sweetie? DARIA: Shut up, Jane.
Andrea

Andrea (Rose McGowan) attempting to seduce the depressed Trent (Jakob Dylan)

ANDREA: I can feel your pain, Trent. Your pain needs to be assuaged. TRENT: Are you trying to say something? I have more wallowing in self-pity to do. ANDREA: You're alone in a desolate world, and so am I. There is no need for this. Let us unite in a glorious whole and end our suffering once and for all!
Amy

Amy Barksdale-Morgendorffer (Janeane Garofalo), from Daria's dream sequence

AMY: This isn't the time to worry about whether you're having a breakdown. I'm here to talk to you about you and Trent.

Helen Barksdale-Michaelis (Gates McFadden) and Jake Michaelis (John Travolta), at the screening of the Lawndale episode of Sick, Sad World

JAKE: I still can't believe it! A news story inspired by my niece's essay. HELEN: We're very proud at your having adapted to life in Lawndale.
Val

Val (Alicia Silverstone), reporting for Sick, Sad World from in front of Lawndale High School

VAL: This is Lawndale High School, in many ways a typical American high school. The academic standards are tough, with a fleshed-out curriculum that makes it among the leading high schools in the country today. But every place has a dark side, and Lawndale High is no exception. Beyond the control of formal authorities here, there is a group of students who rule the student body with an iron grip. Their word is treated by many as law: what to wear, how to speak, who to date. This is the dictatorship of the Fashion Club.

Margaret Manson (Shirley Manson), during her interview with Val, drunk as a skunk

DR. MANSON: I'm fine, perfectly fine. What was that question?

Claire DeFoe (Uma Thurman), during her interview with Val

MS. DEFOE: Quinn turned in this jar of fire ants for a sculpture project and told me it represented how she felt inside. When I told her I expected something more of her, she went into this long speech about how art was subjective, that I was repressing her non-Aristotlean way of thinking, and that I had no appreciation of differing points of view. I gave her a D on her sculpture, and two days later when I opened my desk drawer, there was this thing in there.

Ted (Taylor Hanson) and Stacy (Reese Witherspoon), together at last

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