WHEN FANFIC AUTHORS ATTACK

WHEN FANFIC AUTHORS ATTACK
Yet another Daria fan-fiction page
Brought to you by Aaron Solomon (ben Saul Joseph) Adelman

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Having an increasing amount of Daria fan-fiction and links thereto on his site (with more on the way), Aaron has created a special page to host all manner of Daria-related items.
Aaron’s pastiches:

“Mission: Irrational”, which he based on a dream
In the future, Daria, Jane, Trent, and Jesse are sent to capture Upchuck, a notorious double-agent.
“When Hell Froze Over”
When Quinn steals Trent away from Daria, Daria strikes back where it hurts Quinn the hardest.
“Loose Lips” (coauthored by his brother Barry)
Quinn blabs a secret about Daria that should never have been revealed, with disastrous results.
The Unofficial Daria Movie Rumor Page, home of Daria (the movie)—which, yes, Aaron and Barry wrote, and, yes, they are giving up the (fairly suspicious) pretense that it is a real—and various documents associated with it

Daria (the movie):Script, part 1

Behind the Looking Glasses:Script

Daria 2: The Curse of the Misery Chick:Script, part 1

“Daria in Oz”
After ten years of exile in Oz, Daria and Quinn find themselves in a suspicious recreation of the MGM musical.
“Blackout”
Daria wakes up naked in bed with Trent—and she has no memory of how she got there. Done in the least cliched manner possible.
The Daria Fanfic Cliche Drinking Game (with submissions by many others on Outpost Daria’s message boards), now superceded by the Revised Drinking Game
The “New Nightmare” series:

“New Nightmare” (or “Hitman, Baby, One More Time”)—completely on-canon edition
He’s a nearly broke rock musician. She’s a high-school brain who had a crush on him but could never tell him she loved him. What drove them to run off to Las Vegas together to get married? On the next Sick, Sad World.
This fanfic has a nice illustration by Jaime which used to be at Daria’s Rubber Room, but due to the Rubber Room being scheduled for going off-line permanently, I have reproduced it here. You can find Silver Angel’s illustration of Daria from the series here.
“Her Name Was Lola, She Was a Cheerleader”
The sequel to “New Nightmare”
Since we last reported on them, Lola Morgendorffer has gone from simple ex-cheerleader to acknowledged genius—and her husband Trent Lane likes her that way. Could it be that Lola has always been smart—or has Trent been using hypnosis and mind-altering drugs on her? Brainwashing, on the next Sick, Sad World.
“Lola’s Secret”
The conclusion of the “New Nightmare” saga
Lola and Trent were the greatest performers in the World, their albums selling in record numbers, and their concerts always sold out. They had it all, and yet two years ago, they abandoned their life of fame and fortune and disappeared from public life. What were they thinking, and what has happened to them? The horrifying truth, on the next Sick, Sad World!
“Neverending Nightmare”: A post-conclusion story which is an excuse to combine two unrelated fragments.

“Pizza and Mayhem in Thirty Minutes or Less” and “Behind the Glasses: The Next Generation”, to which Aaron contributed

Barry’s pastiches:

“Daria in Wonderland, or the Hunting of the Snipe: A Darian Agony in Four Fits”
A fantasy of a snipe hunt in the woods.
“The Way Things Ought to Be”
Daria dreams of a parallel universe in which Quinn is a brain and she is a fashion-fiend.
“Trick or Treat”, for which there is an illustration at Outpost Daria
Ms. Li bans the wearing of costumes on Halloween. Daria and company find a loophole.
“Death of a Rabbit”, which is based on an idea of Aaron’s; it also has its own illustration and is cited in Canadibrit’s Fanfic Quotefest
Upchuck overhears Daria and Jane in the bathroom, leading to shocking rumors.

Other Daria and Daria-related sites:

Martin Pollard’s Outpost Daria
The Paperpusher’s Site, which specializes in schedules

Message board

Queen Jossie’s Lair
Dr. Mike’s The Daria-Jane Consipracy
Canadibrit’s I am (NOT) Daria!

Canadibrit’s Fanfic Quotefest

Crazy Nutso’s Rubber Board
Kara Wild’s The Contrarian’s Corner
Diane Long’s Daria Fan Fiction
Mistik Spiral Fanfic Songs, where some material written by Aaron has ended up
Daria Sarcastathon 3000, which has stills and MP3s
The Daria Shrine
The Irony Maiden, which has genuine pictures of The Lanes
"Daria": The Movie, a site whose creator wants MTV to make a Daria movie. Said creator apparently did not know about The Unofficial Daria Movie Rumor Page when creating his/her site.
Is this really Daria Morgendorffer? is a site which has the gall to rip-off my idea of live-action Daria by jokingly claiming the existence of a live-action British version of Daria.
FanFiction.Net

Daria fan-fiction

The Revised Drinking Game
Glitter Berries
DARIAPAGE
Jadzia's Cosplay / Daria Morgendorfer
Daria Online- Character Database
The Digital Daria Project
Sick, Sad World
Daria on VHS Petition
Guy Fawkes and Bonfire Night
Vegetable Lasagna
Manatee Community College (No, this is not a joke.)
Salad of the Gods: Roadside America, which has information on giant strawberries
The Daria Encyclopedia