I Saw Mommy...

Ficlet by Thea_Zara
Illustrations by Rick Hennigan


Highland, Texas, nine years before Lawndale:

"JAKE!! I told you to get an EASTER bunny costume... not THIS."

"It's ALL they had left Helen, I swear. You know the kids are in bed... why don't we check out that fluffy tail?"






*various giggles and other sounds are heard*

(...Daria peered closer from her hiding place.)






"Eww yuck! First mommy and Santa Claus... now this. Thats it," she thought as she snuck back to her room, "I'm converting to Buddhism"