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"All I’m saying is, if you never ask then you’ll never know."

"Jonny, get back here."

"Quiet Ra, I’m finding out once and for all"

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Daria watched bemusedly as that weird kid from Jane’s math class navigated towards their table.

"Bogie on your ten. Prepare for defensive maneuvers."

"mhm," This was the last thing that Daria was in the mood for.

"Wonder what he’s up to now."

Daria weighed her options, If she started now, then she could probably get to the bathroom before he could catch her. But who knows what other evils lurked in the girls room? Besides, faaar too much effort. She could always just leave him for Jane to handle but… nah, too dangerous. Jane was in one of those annoying ‘matchmaker’ moods of hers. Bleh.

"Ya know, you should sue him for trademark infringement. I mean, who’s he trying to kid with that big coat of his?"

Hell, at least he wasn’t Upchuck.

"I bet you could get Helen to…. You’re staring." Jane’s eyebrow raised, sensing blood in the water.

Daria buried her face in her arms. She was really not in the mood for this.

"Maybe I should just leave you two alone."

"Don’t you dare go anywhere," she mumbled through the fabric.

"Alright!" Jonny announced, leaning on the table over Daria, "This has been bugging for days now."

Daria didn’t move.

"You have our full attention," Jane said flatly.

"How the Hell do you get your hair to stay like that, Jane?"

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"Doesn’t that just seem weird to you?"

"You’re not gunna start with the clone theory again, are you?"

"Nah, I got Ruttheimer on that. Turns out it’s just some twisted little soap opera affair."

"You actually wasted effort on that?"

"This coming from a guy with a secret police force."

"Quiet! Someone might hear you!"

"But that’s half the fun."

"Why do I even talk to you?"

"Extreme lack of better options."

"True. So did you catch Stargate last night?"

"Wait wait, you didn’t let me finish!"

"That’s because it was a stupid idea."

"How do you know?"

"Experience."

"Screw you. ANYway… what I mean is, don’t you think it odd that after all the crap that those four have pulled, that they haven’t been expelled yet? I mean if I broke into the school and tore up school property like that-"

Ra opened his mouth.

"-and before you say anything about rumors, you KNOW that I have much more reliable sources then any ‘Secret Police’"

Ra socked Jonny in the arm.

"What? Prove to me I’m wrong."

"Jonny. Shut up."

"They MUST have connections SOMEwhere. Think there’s a Suburban Mafia?"

"There’s the Mexican Mafia…"

"hmm, Lynn does have the look of a contract killer. But…naaaah."

"You would know wouldn’t you?"

"Hey, you deal in overthrowing small countries, and I’ll handle the rouge operative side of the business."

"I can’t believe that you actually sided up for that mercenary school two years ago."

"Damn age restrictions."

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"Okay, go to class."

"Hey, remind me to bug Ian latter, that Mcintyre kid’s in his Cisco class."

"You are really hopeless"

"Hasta luego!"