Mack
Oh, look. A police officer. I wonder why I was singled out to be questioned.
Oh, of course I'm not being sarcastic, sir. Now, why would I be upset?
Do you recognize me? No? You should, since I'm one of the five black kids in
this town. I remember you, Officer Smith. You've pulled me over on several
occasions, for no reason. Yeah, I was too black while driving. No, of course
this town isn't racist. I agree. You guys just like to pull me over to remind
me how non-racist you are, right? Make sure I don't forget?
Fine, I'll stop. Let me guess. I'm a suspect for whoever turned the water on in
the building. Probably to cause a distraction, so I could go off and spray my
ghetto signature on some building. I hate to burst a perfectly justified lead,
but I had nothing to do with it.
Why yes. As a matter of fact, I did see something. I was outside, waiting for
someone, and... My girlfriend, okay? Her name is Jodie, and she can testify
that I was standing there when she arrived if you don't believe me.
Anyway, while I was waiting for Jodie, I saw some girl climb out of that
window, over there. She climbed up that pipe and onto the roof. It's pretty
dark, so her dress looked black, but it might've been deep blue or something.
Anyway, I kept waiting for Jodie. She finally arrived, and we turned to go into
the dance, when everyone ran out of the building screaming, all wet.
Yeah, she was a white girl. So that narrows your search by roughly three kids.
Wow, the irony. A middle class white female doing something illegal? I never
thought I'd see the day.
I know my rights, sir. I've been harassed by you all so many times, I know my
rights by heart. Am I free to go? Yeah, that's what I thought.