Mack

Oh, look. A police officer. I wonder why I was singled out to be questioned. Oh, of course I'm not being sarcastic, sir. Now, why would I be upset?

Do you recognize me? No? You should, since I'm one of the five black kids in this town. I remember you, Officer Smith. You've pulled me over on several occasions, for no reason. Yeah, I was too black while driving. No, of course this town isn't racist. I agree. You guys just like to pull me over to remind me how non-racist you are, right? Make sure I don't forget?

Fine, I'll stop. Let me guess. I'm a suspect for whoever turned the water on in the building. Probably to cause a distraction, so I could go off and spray my ghetto signature on some building. I hate to burst a perfectly justified lead, but I had nothing to do with it.

Why yes. As a matter of fact, I did see something. I was outside, waiting for someone, and... My girlfriend, okay? Her name is Jodie, and she can testify that I was standing there when she arrived if you don't believe me.

Anyway, while I was waiting for Jodie, I saw some girl climb out of that window, over there. She climbed up that pipe and onto the roof. It's pretty dark, so her dress looked black, but it might've been deep blue or something.

Anyway, I kept waiting for Jodie. She finally arrived, and we turned to go into the dance, when everyone ran out of the building screaming, all wet.

Yeah, she was a white girl. So that narrows your search by roughly three kids. Wow, the irony. A middle class white female doing something illegal? I never thought I'd see the day.

I know my rights, sir. I've been harassed by you all so many times, I know my rights by heart. Am I free to go? Yeah, that's what I thought.